|“||You said you started Rose Video with $2,000 bucks and a dream. Let's turn this dream Into green!||”|
|— Bob Currie to Johnny Rose[src]|
"Bob's Bagels" is the fifth episode in the second season of Schitt's Creek. It is the eighteenth episode overall.
As Johnny, Bob and Roland are at the garage in Johnny's office, Roland asks Johnny why he needs an office, namely what business is he thinking about starting. As he has no concrete business in mind, Johnny, purely as an example, mentions that he sometimes craves a good bagel but that there is no bagel shop in town. Later, Johnny is surprised that Bob is running with the idea of opening a bagel shop with no true business plan in place, basically running by the seat of his pants while continually asking Johnny what needs to be done to realize the "plan". While Johnny tries to convince Bob that there is no "plan" and only a scant outline of an "example", Roland has his own ideas as a wannabe not so silent non-investing partner. David has decided to apply for his first ever job, working at an "upscale high end boutique" in Elmdale, the interview to which he requires Stevie to drive him. David is horrified to learn upon his arrival that the upscale boutique is the Blouse Barn, Wendy the owner who he insulted the one and only time he was in the store. David is even somewhat more horrified when his interview is extended beyond what he thought would be a quick boot out by Wendy. This extension requires some outside assistance for David to succeed. And Alexis is in bed with a cold. Without money, Moira mourns the fact that they can no longer foist their medical problems on professionals, and as such Moira may actually have to, gasp, touch a sick Alexis.
- Eugene Levy as Johnny Rose
- Catherine O'Hara as Moira Rose
- Daniel Levy as David Rose
- Annie Murphy as Alexis Rose
- Emily Hampshire as Stevie Budd
- Tim Rozon as Mutt Schitt
- Chris Elliott as Roland Schitt
- Elizabeth McEachern as Woman Shopper