Alexis: "Things don't fall in my lap!"
David: "Okay, I'm just saying, that you've always just gotten stuff, without realizing that other people don't skate through life the same way you do."
Alexis: "I don't skate through life David, I walk through life. In really nice shoes."
Alexis and David Rose[src]

"Driving Test" is the fourth episode in the third season of Schitt's Creek. It is the thirtieth episode overall.

Plot Summary

Overwhelmed by all the responsibility of being the new owner of the motel, Stevie considers her many options, one of those near the top being to sell it. Johnny and Moira believe it would be potentially disastrous for them if Stevie does sell, the possibilities including they being evicted or they being charged market rates for their rooms. Moira tries to encourage her fellow council members to designate the motel a heritage building which would direct some much needed funds to Stevie to keep the business afloat, while Johnny offers his assistance to Stevie in any way he can. When the move toward selling becomes more of a reality, Johnny decides to take decisive action to thwart the move. Meanwhile, David's driver's license has expired, renewal of which requires him to retake the road test. David is afraid that he won't pass the exam as he has always suffered from exam anxiety. David gets some unsolicited advice from Alexis on the matter. Beyond whether Alexis' advice proves useful or is accurate, the mere provision of that advice leads to a long standing unspoken issue between the siblings being brought into the open.



Guest Starring:


  • Varun Saranga as Gary
Schitt's Creek
Season One
Our Cup Runneth OverThe DripDon't Worry, It's His SisterBad ParentsThe CabinWine and RosesTurkey ShootAllez-VousCarl's FuneralHoneymoonLittle SisterSurprise PartyTown for Sale
Season Two
Finding DavidFamily DinnerJazzagalsEstate SaleBob's BagelsMoira vs. Town CouncilThe CandidateMilk MoneyMoira's NudesRonnie's PartyThe Motel GuestLawn SignsHappy Anniversary
Season Three
Opening NightThe ThroupleNew CarDriving TestRooms by the HourMurder MysteryGeneral StoreMotel ReviewThe AffairSebastien RaineStop Saying Lice!Friends & FamilyGrad Night
Season Four
Dead Guy in Room 4Pregnancy TestAsbestos FestGirls' NightRIP Moira RoseOpen MicThe BarbequeThe JazzaguyThe Olive BranchBaby SprinkleThe RolloutSingles WeekMerry Christmas, Johnny Rose
Season Five
The CroweningLove LettersThe PlantThe DressHousewarmingRock On!A Whisper of DesireThe HospiesThe M.V.P.RoadkillMeet the ParentsThe RoastThe HikeLife is a Cabaret
Season Six
Smoke SignalsThe IncidentThe Job InterviewMaid of HonourThe PremiereThe WingmanMoira RoséThe Presidential SuiteReboundSunrise, SunsetThe Bachelor PartyThe PitchStart Spreading the NewsHappy Ending
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