“ | This is the first time that I've ever invested in anything myself, and I thought that was like, the responsible choice, but clearly, this is like, a joke school. | ” |
— Alexis Rose[src] |
Elmdale College is a small public educational institution of higher learning in Elmdale. The college was established in 1978. Most students take their courses online.
Students[]
- Alexis Rose (graduated, majoring in Marketing and Public relations)
- Gary
Faculty[]
- S. Smith (President)
- D. Peters (Vice president)
Trivia[]
- According to Jocelyn Schitt, only her top students go to Elmdale College.[1]
- The college offers no refunds.
- The college's brochure has a misleading picture of a stock imaged still from Dead Poets Society, showing a moss covered building near a lake.
- This is because the college couldn't afford in-house photography.