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Greg is a fussy motel guest who was checked into the Rosebud Motel by Moira Rose, who happened to have been reluctantly put in charge of the front desk when neither Johnny nor Stevie were available.

Overview[]

Whilst trying to check in to the motel, and after saying “hello” twice, Greg didn’t get Moira’s attention until after an unknown period of time of just standing there waiting for her to look up from her book. Moira is of little help to him, or his many requests: having an extra cot in the room so he may lay out his clothes due to his proclivity of liking to be able to see all of his clothes at once and not yet knowing which of the two beds he would like to sleep in. He also asks Moira if the pillows are feather or foam, however, this annoys Moira who then refuses to talk anymore.

Greg would then go on to write the Rosebud Motel a rather negative review:

I was serviced by an intimidating woman at the front desk with an unrecognizable accent and scary-looking attire.
— Greg’s motel review[src]

Moira would apologize to him, however, only to fabricate an extensive backstory and lie to make him feel sorry for her. Which works, as Greg agrees to take down the review.

He only appears in the episode, Motel Review.

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Season 3[]

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Trivia[]

  • Though he is credited as “Motel Guest”, the name “Greg” comes from the profile which wrote the negative review.
  • He is apparently prone to frostbite.
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