The Herb Ertlinger Winery is a small, local winery in Schitt's Creek that specializes in fruit wines. Located next to a former land fill, the winery's vintner, Herb Ertlinger brings the muskmelon goodness to his oak chardonnay, and the dazzling peach crabapple to his Riesling Rioja. Wine-buffs will remember the experience and remember the name.
Moira Rose's commercial
|“||In the lee of a picturesque ridge lies a small, unpretentious winery, one that pampers its fruit like its own babies. Hi, I’m Moira Rose, and if you love fruit wine as much as I do, then you’ll appreciate the craftsmanship and quality of a local vintner who brings the musk melon goodness to his oak Chardonnay, and the dazzling peach cral-bapple to his Riesling Rioja. Come taste the difference good fruit can make in your wine. You’ll remember the experience and you’ll remember the name. Herb Erfling … ger. Burt Herngeif. Irv Herb-blinger. Bing Livehaanger. Liveling. Burt Herkurn. Ban bingo ling-fucker!||”|
|— Moira Rose's drunk television commercial promoting the winery.|