Stevie: "I only drink red wine. And up until last night I was under the impression that you too only drank red wine. But I guess I was wrong?"
David: "I see where you're going with this. Um I do drink red wine. But I also drink white wine. And I've been known to sample the occasional Rosé. And a couple summers back I tried a Merlot, that used to be a chardonnay. Which got a bit complicated."
Stevie: "Yeah, so, you're just really open to all wines."
David: "I like the wine, and not the label."
Stevie Budd and David Rose[src]

"Honeymoon" is the tenth episode in the first season of Schitt's Creek. It is the tenth episode overall.

Plot Summary

Following their sexual encounter, David and Stevie find that they don't know how to behave around each other as regular people anymore... as regular as each of them can be. It doesn't help that mostly everyone in town finds out about their encounter, and won't let them forget. Dating now for two weeks, Ted and Alexis host their first party as Ted wants to meet Alexis' friends. Four of the invitees - David, Stevie, Mutt and Twyla - find that it is not the rousing party they were expecting but a quaint couples-only dinner party with only the six of them. The conversation steers in all directions uncomfortable, one issue which Mutt and Alexis don't want to seem to talk about concerning a discussion they had during their community service time together, namely a dream which Mutt had that Alexis assumes was about her. A conversation that Moira and Johnny have with David and Alexis that starts off being a "don't get pregnant" by/with a bohunk local turns to the fact that Moira and Johnny have no social life in Schitt's Creek. They later find that not having a social life is more than their own choice.





Schitt's Creek
Season One
Our Cup Runneth OverThe DripDon't Worry, It's His SisterBad ParentsThe CabinWine and RosesTurkey ShootAllez-VousCarl's FuneralHoneymoonLittle SisterSurprise PartyTown for Sale
Season Two
Finding DavidFamily DinnerJazzagalsEstate SaleBob's BagelsMoira vs. Town CouncilThe CandidateMilk MoneyMoira's NudesRonnie's PartyThe Motel GuestLawn SignsHappy Anniversary
Season Three
Opening NightThe ThroupleNew CarDriving TestRooms by the HourMurder MysteryGeneral StoreMotel ReviewThe AffairSebastien RaineStop Saying Lice!Friends & FamilyGrad Night
Season Four
Dead Guy in Room 4Pregnancy TestAsbestos FestGirls' NightRIP Moira RoseOpen MicThe BarbequeThe JazzaguyThe Olive BranchBaby SprinkleThe RolloutSingles WeekMerry Christmas, Johnny Rose
Season Five
The CroweningLove LettersThe PlantThe DressHousewarmingRock On!A Whisper of DesireThe HospiesThe M.V.P.RoadkillMeet the ParentsThe RoastThe HikeLife is a Cabaret
Season Six
Smoke SignalsThe IncidentThe Job InterviewMaid of HonourThe PremiereThe WingmanMoira RoséThe Presidential SuiteReboundSunrise, SunsetThe Bachelor PartyThe PitchStart Spreading the NewsHappy Ending
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.