From the first ominous syllable of the narrator's tale, one can feel the hair on one's arms standing at affrighted attention. Yes, there will be blood. And, yes, you will be horror-struck. But, more than that, you will be lured, against every instinct for self-preservation, to look inside, and face your very own futile resistance to transfiguration.
Jocelyn Schitt[src]

"Maid of Honour" is the fourth episode in the sixth season of Schitt's Creek. It is the seventieth episode overall.

Plot Summary

Alexis has always assumed that she would be David's maid of honour, but David, believing that Alexis was going to be in the Galapagos at the time, has already asked Stevie instead. In truly wanting the job, Alexis decides she is going to try and talk Stevie out of doing it, as Stevie is non-committal about most things anyway. Alexis may find the task at hand more difficult than she thought in light of the changes Stevie is undergoing in her own life. Meanwhile, Moira has received a copy of the official Crows Have Eyes 3 movie trailer. In being excited about the movie and the trailer, she wants everyone she knows to see the trailer and be as excited about it and the movie as she is. She has to decide how far to delve into the issue when Jocelyn does whatever to avoid saying her true feelings, i.e. that she hates it. And Johnny and Roland tour the now vacated motel that Roland and Jocelyn purchased to join the Rosebud Motel empire. They find that the motel isn't as empty as they had hoped in finding signs that perhaps some criminal element is hiding out there.



Guest Starring:


  • Tony Nappo as Motel Guy
  • Xavier Schoppel as Nathaniel
  • Marilyn Bellfontaine as Gwen Currie
  • Andrea Britton as Jazzagal
  • Divine Brown as Jazzagal
  • Lili Connor as Grace
  • Jennifer Foster as Jazzagal #3
  • Jacquelyn French as Jazzagal
  • Mary Kelly as Jazzagal #1
  • Christina Song as Jazzagal #2 (uncredited)
Schitt's Creek
Season One
Our Cup Runneth OverThe DripDon't Worry, It's His SisterBad ParentsThe CabinWine and RosesTurkey ShootAllez-VousCarl's FuneralHoneymoonLittle SisterSurprise PartyTown for Sale
Season Two
Finding DavidFamily DinnerJazzagalsEstate SaleBob's BagelsMoira vs. Town CouncilThe CandidateMilk MoneyMoira's NudesRonnie's PartyThe Motel GuestLawn SignsHappy Anniversary
Season Three
Opening NightThe ThroupleNew CarDriving TestRooms by the HourMurder MysteryGeneral StoreMotel ReviewThe AffairSebastien RaineStop Saying Lice!Friends & FamilyGrad Night
Season Four
Dead Guy in Room 4Pregnancy TestAsbestos FestGirls' NightRIP Moira RoseOpen MicThe BarbequeThe JazzaguyThe Olive BranchBaby SprinkleThe RolloutSingles WeekMerry Christmas, Johnny Rose
Season Five
The CroweningLove LettersThe PlantThe DressHousewarmingRock On!A Whisper of DesireThe HospiesThe M.V.P.RoadkillMeet the ParentsThe RoastThe HikeLife is a Cabaret
Season Six
Smoke SignalsThe IncidentThe Job InterviewMaid of HonourThe PremiereThe WingmanMoira RoséThe Presidential SuiteReboundSunrise, SunsetThe Bachelor PartyThe PitchStart Spreading the NewsHappy Ending
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