Johnny: "Twyla, I was just wondering, have you ever carried raw milk in the restaurant?"
Twyla: "Um, that's illegal, Mr. Rose."
Johnny Rose and Twyla Sands[src]

"Milk Money" is the eighth episode in the second season of Schitt's Creek. It is the twenty-first episode overall.

Plot Summary

The council by-election campaign officially begins, with two of the candidates, Moira and Jocelyn, quietly embarking on an image war. David gets caught in the middle of this unspoken feud. Meanwhile, Alexis runs into Ted, who she has not seen since she broke up with him, as he has been out of town to recharge his juices. Differences that she notices in him in combination with she no longer being with Mutt make her quietly reconsider her decision about Ted. And Johnny has to reimburse Bob for what he learns was the expensive raw milk he took in the garage refrigerator, believing at the time it was regular commercially available pasteurized milk from any store. As raw milk cannot be sold commercially, Alexis wants to do her father a favor by asking Ted for possible sources in his "in" as a veterinarian. Alexis doing her father this favor, which eventually involves Roland, doesn't turn out quite the way Alexis and Johnny envision.



Guest Starring:


  • Marilyn Bellfontaine as Gwen Currie
  • Shakura S'Aida as Lena
  • Lili Connor as Grace
  • Mary Kelly as Jazzagal #1
  • Ma-Anne Dionisio as Jazzagal #2
  • Jennifer Foster as Jazzagal #3
  • Stephanie Belding as Police Officer
Schitt's Creek
Season One
Our Cup Runneth OverThe DripDon't Worry, It's His SisterBad ParentsThe CabinWine and RosesTurkey ShootAllez-VousCarl's FuneralHoneymoonLittle SisterSurprise PartyTown for Sale
Season Two
Finding DavidFamily DinnerJazzagalsEstate SaleBob's BagelsMoira vs. Town CouncilThe CandidateMilk MoneyMoira's NudesRonnie's PartyThe Motel GuestLawn SignsHappy Anniversary
Season Three
Opening NightThe ThroupleNew CarDriving TestRooms by the HourMurder MysteryGeneral StoreMotel ReviewThe AffairSebastien RaineStop Saying Lice!Friends & FamilyGrad Night
Season Four
Dead Guy in Room 4Pregnancy TestAsbestos FestGirls' NightRIP Moira RoseOpen MicThe BarbequeThe JazzaguyThe Olive BranchBaby SprinkleThe RolloutSingles WeekMerry Christmas, Johnny Rose
Season Five
The CroweningLove LettersThe PlantThe DressHousewarmingRock On!A Whisper of DesireThe HospiesThe M.V.P.RoadkillMeet the ParentsThe RoastThe HikeLife is a Cabaret
Season Six
Smoke SignalsThe IncidentThe Job InterviewMaid of HonourThe PremiereThe WingmanMoira RoséThe Presidential SuiteReboundSunrise, SunsetThe Bachelor PartyThe PitchStart Spreading the NewsHappy Ending
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