"Roadkill" is the tenth episode in the fifth season of Schitt's Creek. It is the sixty-second episode overall.
To allow her to decompress from the intensive Cabaret rehearsals, Johnny is taking Moira out for a spa day. Their trip out of town hits a snag when Moria, distracting Johnny when he's driving, leads to him running over a cat. Johnny wants to do the right thing and find the owner to tell him or her that they killed their cat. In doing so, Johnny and Moira get into what they consider a downward spiral in dealing with the owner and her family. Stevie's day away from rehearsals takes her and David to the flea market, where they will have a Rose Apothecary booth. At the flea market, they run into Wendy, David's old boss from the Blouse Barn, she, newly engaged, testing a concept for a store she and her partner, Antonio, are thinking of opening. Despite Wendy and Antonio's both doing booming business, David, in recognizing Antonio from seeing him enter Rose Apothecary once, sees that Wendy, as she was in the past, is still blind to things happening right in front of her eyes. And with David at the flea market and Patrick away at a tax seminar, David has asked Alexis to mind the store in only expecting a courier package. Ted's unexpected arrival at the store leads to Alexis' mind being taken anywhere but the one and only task she has this day.
- Eugene Levy as Johnny Rose
- Catherine O'Hara as Moira Rose
- Dan Levy as David Rose
- Annie Murphy as Alexis Rose
- Emily Hampshire as Stevie Budd
- Dustin Milligan as Ted Mullens
- Chris Elliott as Roland Schitt