David: "Uh, Sebastien Raine. He's most likely wearing a very expensive sweater, that doesn't look very expensive."
Stevie: "Is he like, really.."
David: "Really handsome in a homeless-y way sort of way? Yes."
David Rose and Stevie Budd describing Sebastien Raine[src]

"Sebastien Raine" is the tenth episode in the third season of Schitt's Creek. It is the thirty-sixth episode overall.

Plot Summary

Moira has set up a meeting in Schitt's Creek with her friend, renowned New York based photographer Sebastien Raine, to discuss a collaboration, which Moira envisions her as the paid subject, the photos to be taken in some exotic locale. What Moira fails to remember - even after being told - is that Sebastien is one of David's old boyfriends, their break-up, at least on David's side, being acrimonious as David finally came to the conclusion that Sebastien is a user. The meeting between Sebastien and Moira and the reunion between Sebastien and David don't go quite according to Moira or David's plans, or do they? Meanwhile, Roland is trying to avoid Bob as the latter is trying to set up his regular poker nights again, which Roland doesn't want to attend. Johnny will find out why as he does go to the first of those poker games with the regulars - Roland, Ronnie and Ray - where the usual happens: Bob wins big. During the proceedings, Johnny comes up with a theory based on what he sees that evening: that Bob, with Gwen's help, is cheating. Telling the other three players of his theory, they decide to test the theory, obviously without Bob or Gwen's knowledge of what they are doing. And Alexis needs some quick volunteer hours, within the next two weeks, as part of her graduation requirements. Ted invites her to accompany him to one of his regular volunteer activities: dance night at a seniors facility. Beyond needing to get over the "ew" factor of dealing with old people, Alexis will find the event to be an illuminating one.



Guest Starring:


  • Marilyn Bellfontaine as Gwen Currie
  • Linda Goranson as Linda
  • Shel Goldstein as Dot
  • Nora Sheehan as Carol
  • Joan Gregson as Joan
Schitt's Creek
Season One
Our Cup Runneth OverThe DripDon't Worry, It's His SisterBad ParentsThe CabinWine and RosesTurkey ShootAllez-VousCarl's FuneralHoneymoonLittle SisterSurprise PartyTown for Sale
Season Two
Finding DavidFamily DinnerJazzagalsEstate SaleBob's BagelsMoira vs. Town CouncilThe CandidateMilk MoneyMoira's NudesRonnie's PartyThe Motel GuestLawn SignsHappy Anniversary
Season Three
Opening NightThe ThroupleNew CarDriving TestRooms by the HourMurder MysteryGeneral StoreMotel ReviewThe AffairSebastien RaineStop Saying Lice!Friends & FamilyGrad Night
Season Four
Dead Guy in Room 4Pregnancy TestAsbestos FestGirls' NightRIP Moira RoseOpen MicThe BarbequeThe JazzaguyThe Olive BranchBaby SprinkleThe RolloutSingles WeekMerry Christmas, Johnny Rose
Season Five
The CroweningLove LettersThe PlantThe DressHousewarmingRock On!A Whisper of DesireThe HospiesThe M.V.P.RoadkillMeet the ParentsThe RoastThe HikeLife is a Cabaret
Season Six
Smoke SignalsThe IncidentThe Job InterviewMaid of HonourThe PremiereThe WingmanMoira RoséThe Presidential SuiteReboundSunrise, SunsetThe Bachelor PartyThe PitchStart Spreading the NewsHappy Ending
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