|“||I'm gonna go to bed. I have to be up early, I stupidly agreed to go hunting with Stevie tomorrow.||”|
|— David Rose[src]|
"Turkey Shoot" is the seventh episode in the first season of Schitt's Creek. It is the seventh episode overall.
Following an incident where David is unable to kill an insect in his motel room, Stevie, as a joke, invites David along on Roland's annual turkey shoot. To prove that he is nothing like Stevie believes him to be, David accepts. The horror that is the day for David can only be relieved by something to take his mind away from it, that something which Moira is able to provide. Because Moira is outwardly stressed, as Jocelyn invites her on a girls day out to Janine's, the salon in Elmdale. Moira comes out of that situation even more stressed for a specific reason. Jocelyn may have a better handle on Moira than the latter thought. And Ted, the veterinarian, asks Alexis out on a date. Although she likes Ted in his handsomeness and the fact that he is a "doctor", she thinks Ted's best use is as a prop to make Mutt jealous.
- Dustin Milligan as Ted MullensEugene Levy as Johnny Rose
- Catherine O'Hara as Moira Rose
- Daniel Levy as David Rose
- Annie Murphy as Alexis Rose
- Jennifer Robertson as Jocelyn Schitt
- Tim Rozon as Mutt Schitt
- Emily Hampshire as Stevie Budd
- Dustin Milligan as Ted Mullens
- Chris Elliott as Roland Schitt